I've got loads

of vouchers already. I am officially rubbish at using up vouchers. They usually run out. I'm so conscious of spending them wisely, I procrastinate. These are cute though. Ta Viv...

I'm just saying

JEDWARD (no dancing, no smiling)

HOT? discuss. I'm beginning to see it...

Tom Stubbs shoot for Grazia.

Oh good god

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/kiSioZhGG7suxuIL?cmpid=ey_fb_friend

Thanks GT. Garan lolz ensue.

Farrelly Bros props

Accidentally ended up watching There's Something About Mary the other night. I completely forgot how fucking funny it is. Such a shame that people tend only to remember it for that stupid (albeit funny the first time around) scene. And also, Sarah Silverman's in it. Did you know that the Cardozo, the hotel that Ted stays in when in Miami is really owned by Gloria Estefan? Nah, neith did I.


"Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative."




Ted: I think I still want to look her up.
Pat Healy: Who, rollerpig? Are you nuts?
Ted: You said she was a real sparkplug.
Pat Healy: No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.




The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

stupid christmas parteeeez

Our all-Agency one insists on us adhering to a "theme". What a fucking terrible idea. Worse when you consider that the theme in question is "NATUTICAL BUT NICE". Bleurgh. It probably came about in the following way:

X: "Hey, how about we have a theme for the christmas party? that will be really fun, what with people having to get dressed up in really funny outfits?!"
Y: "Yeah! that's a great idea! Oh, but hang on....there is a recession on, and people might not want to spend money on outfits that the may only wear once.....how about we pick a theme which will be really easy to stick to from clothing people already have?"
X: "Great idea! What about......STRIPES! EVERYONE'S WEARING STRIPES!!...YEAH! NAUTICAL...BUT NICE!! That's do-able right?? it doesnt matter that no-one will look very authentic and everyone will look generically French does it?? NO! lets do it!"

Or how I imagine it to have gone anyway.

I have been researching naval girls from the 40's as I am taking this very seriously. Jewellery obviously isnt a priority, but I've kind of got stuck looking at some of the sweetheart pieces from that period. WELL cute.

disney noms apple and anOther steals my thoughts

so basically, anOther's blog writers compile a list of everything they LOVE. It just so happens that it's everything I LOVE too. oh well....

We got robbed...

not really. Matt was just DRUNK.

So Sofie

Is my lovely friend from noo yawk. She is mad though to be fair. Today she told me that she has been using some meds they use for glaucoma patients on her eyelashes to make them grow. Like I said - mad.

However, since eyelash-gate in August ( I had to let my real ones fall out as they'd been welded to some fake Brixton trash ones what was evidently TAR) mine now resemble stubby toothbrushes. Not LOL at all.

I am tempted to try this magic potion. That makes me mad too, right? Better to be mad than have a rubbish face though, non? They are gonna BANG ME UP if I ask for that shit in Boots...

Oops

Balls indoors

Not what you might think.

Just appreciating use of the space, s'all.



Carl Laporte installation at Auto-Italia, Peckham earlier this year.

Inspired

I don't like them but I cannot fault this piece of inspired ad-marketing. Best of all, its from Cheesestrings my top processed vice.

I couldn't agree more

Sentiment > Execution

so I stumbled upon these on lochers.com - can't say I'm keen on the finished article but the messaging is BANG ON. I'll be getting my yarn on this weekend...

WIN

from Fail blog. *"hi-five"*

A delectable pairing

Dominic Jones' new collection - fangs, thorns, GOLD. What's not to like? Not even the press shots to be honest. *covets*





Now where exactly am I gonna get some silver metal talons....

f-off Bella.

I have issues with this.

Oxymoronic

As much as I enjoy this video, I am vitriolic with confusion. I get GaGa. I know what she's about. I appreciate her creative vision and commend her bravery and nudity (yes, nudity, she has a stonking body so why not show it off). However, this only lends to confound my utter confusion as to why she would pollute such striking visuals and great storytelling with such blatent product placement.

I'm loathed to propogate this shit any further than necessary, but...I...can't...stop....myself. No fussed on the song or the dancing, but I can't...stop.....watching....her (andheramazingsungoggsthanks).

BUSTA'S BACK

directed by Jason Goldwatch from the house of DECON.........

Official Busta Rhymes Video "World Go Round" ft. Estelle from Decon on Vimeo.

Oi, big 'ed

The aforementioned Eric Testroete, is also responsible for this little genius offering. A giant paper head modelled on his own image, created using computer geo wire-frames. Freaky-deeky I think you'll find....

Turning Japanese

I really wish I was. There's nowhere I want to be more at the moment. This overwhelming urge that colours my every thought has not been helped by my stumbling upon some beautiful imagery taken by Eric Testroete...

I'm in love

with a little truck called Basket!

Daihatsu revealed this little number at the Tokyo Motor Show. Functional, boxy (in a cute way), in pastel, with a removable roof - what's not to love huh??...

Food

So versatile ....

Dogs>Cats

Apart from FANTASTIC CATS that is.

Takako Minekawa. This is pretty much all I'm listening to at the moment.

Kanye being Kanye

I don't think this was much of a stretch for him. Fans have whinged though and his site's just taken it down. Spike Jonze directs. Sublime....

Spike Jonze / We Were Once A Fairytale from background on Vimeo.

Wisdom teeth

Misnomer if ever the was one.

Shop-PING

Those who know me will atest to the fact that I do love a list or two. So in the spirit of consistency here is my WANTED list for this season. Woolies a-go-go....

1. Cable knit cricket sweater
2. Lifestyle Bazaar tea set (complete with cake stand)
3. A beret
4. Patent Chelsea boot DM's boots (low rent)/Mulberry boots (no rent)
5. Benetton leather patch Jodphurs
6. Lacroix leggings
7. Clear perspex rimmed glasses
8. Cashmere pyjamas
9. A harem pant that gives me an arse to speak of
10. A chainmail waistcoat - I'm not even kidding
11. A Wang bag wouldn't go amiss either but I fear this list has already got out of hand...
12. ....oh! And a Blanmange rabbit mould. There.