Thursday 29 July 2010

You used to call me up after daaaarrrkkk...

I can't stop listening to this. SRSLY.



Makes me want to drink cocktails by a pool in Costa Rica.

Tuesday 27 July 2010

Thanks Sof

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Monday 19 July 2010

I'll let it slide this once.

Cos you play some proper bangas on occasion, and did a fabulous GaGa back-to- back the other night. But VIVA. Seriously. Stop ripping off other people's work. Its a blatent poor-mans Die Antwoord in your latest trail.

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Yours

Not-Your-Average-Viewing-Demog-VIVA-monitor.

"If your legs chafe when you walk...."

Don't buy Lanacane. Stop being in denial that you are morbidly obese, eat less and exercise. SIMPLES. FATTY.

Absolutely backed. Kind of.

Holly's dad should've gone to Specsavers...

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Newton Faulkner


Erm yeah.

My favourite conversation so far this year

Me: Yeah, work’s cool…just trying to find time for a holiday somewhere/anywhere…

Dave: Where would you like to go? Joel and I are off to see Pil

Me: Nice. I dunno…maybe Cuba

Dave: What about Center Parcs?

Me: Could be an option. Do they have virgins gilding cigars on their thighs there though?

Dave: No. They do have family lazer tag. I wish I had a magical pony.

Me: What, like Debbie Magee?

Dave: No. One that I could kick and make it shit gold coins.

Me: They’re quite rare though. I want a unicorn that can double as a jewellery tree….

Saturday 17 July 2010

Marchesa Luisa Casati.

I love this woman.

A collector of palaces as well as animals. She wore snakes as necklaces and took cheetah's for naked walks at midnight. Employed gilt encrusted servants. WHY NOT??

A muse to futurists of the early 20th Century as well as a staple subject to the day's classicists she was infamous for her omnipresence and eccentricity. She directly inspired the "panther" design for Cartier and famously lost her pet boa constrictor during a stay at the Ritz. Good girl.

She kept the ashes of past lovers on her dining table during parties. Of course she did. Obviously, she amassed a debt of 25million dollars by 1930 so that kind of put the skids on her palace collection...OH WELL.

Luisa died in 1957 aged 76. Inscribed on her grave stone:

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety.

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(portrait by Man Ray)

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An homage by Carine Roitfeld

Maybe...

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Thursday 15 July 2010

Bonjour.

Wednesday 14 July 2010

Born right.



I AM HOT STUFF.

"Hi! Erm...yeah, who's that?"

Wedge phone '09. RIP.

Tuesday 13 July 2010

SWITCH

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"Oh boy...."

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Sunday 11 July 2010

If I was a robot

I would only change a few things about myself:

a) make it impossible to experience a hangover.
b) I would not hear any speech apart from my favourite songs all the time on shuffle.
c) a small thumbnail of this picture of James Franco in the corner of each eye FOREVER.

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How soon can we make this happen folks?

OK. Just this once. Well done Bill.

Grazia vs. Look

Round two ding ding.







Grazia WIN.

I wish I liked coffee.

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I've seen a lot of airports lately.

Lets make it interesting shall we?

(as seen at Venice Airport)

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Love those Dutch dudes.

Clever clogs.


Dutch Football Federation have got the right idea haven't they?

Fresh from the Willem de Kooning Academie.

"Daddy, please can I have a speedboat? PLLEEEAAASSEEE??"

A blue one preferably.





If you could pop James Franco in it too that would be just too much. TKS.

Macrame: Not just a past-time for ugly divorcees

Psycho's love it too.

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Free Willy.

Must find him. Set him freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Francoise Nielly OUI

When I think of how I would like to paint, this is it.

Francoise is rapidly gaining notoriety for his bold and overtly playful work. I'm not into essays so if its background you want go here

Oil on canvas mostly - palette knife.

LOVE. IT. WANT. IT. MUST. PAINT. SOON. OR. DIE.




Friday 9 July 2010

Stay POSI Sam

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yeahhhh.

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FML


I've got nothing against being safe in the sexual arena, but this dude in Munich took the biscuit.

Life crush

Numero dos.

Wayne Coyne. There is nothing I dislike about this man.

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(ps I was there for this)

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8-bit looovvvvvveeee.

I haven't got the words to describe this piece with sufficient eloquence, so I'll let you judge for yourself.

Its not new, I think it appeared on Mashable a few months back but I think its worthy of a BUMP. Brought to you by the guys from One More Productions.

Absence

Enforced due to that pesky thing called work.

Must.


Try.


Harder.