Monday, 19 July 2010

My favourite conversation so far this year

Me: Yeah, work’s cool…just trying to find time for a holiday somewhere/anywhere…

Dave: Where would you like to go? Joel and I are off to see Pil

Me: Nice. I dunno…maybe Cuba

Dave: What about Center Parcs?

Me: Could be an option. Do they have virgins gilding cigars on their thighs there though?

Dave: No. They do have family lazer tag. I wish I had a magical pony.

Me: What, like Debbie Magee?

Dave: No. One that I could kick and make it shit gold coins.

Me: They’re quite rare though. I want a unicorn that can double as a jewellery tree….

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