Me: Yeah, work’s cool…just trying to find time for a holiday somewhere/anywhere…
Dave: Where would you like to go? Joel and I are off to see Pil
Me: Nice. I dunno…maybe Cuba
Dave: What about Center Parcs?
Me: Could be an option. Do they have virgins gilding cigars on their thighs there though?
Dave: No. They do have family lazer tag. I wish I had a magical pony.
Me: What, like Debbie Magee?
Dave: No. One that I could kick and make it shit gold coins.
Me: They’re quite rare though. I want a unicorn that can double as a jewellery tree….