Just when you thought it was safe to cuddle your OPF (Outrageous Purchase Fund, obvz) and feast the pennies on a gloriously ridiculous item of clothing that you'll never wear, Primark look set to make me get nasty with the piggy bank with their A/W 09 designs... my favourite is the Balmain-a-like silver dress. LOOK OUT! It does make you wander if scrimping and saving can deliver the same amount of satisfaction when you can save so much and get the same look. "Chiconomise?" eurgh.