Oxymoronic

As much as I enjoy this video, I am vitriolic with confusion. I get GaGa. I know what she's about. I appreciate her creative vision and commend her bravery and nudity (yes, nudity, she has a stonking body so why not show it off). However, this only lends to confound my utter confusion as to why she would pollute such striking visuals and great storytelling with such blatent product placement.

I'm loathed to propogate this shit any further than necessary, but...I...can't...stop....myself. No fussed on the song or the dancing, but I can't...stop.....watching....her (andheramazingsungoggsthanks).