Monday 30 November 2009

So Sofie

Is my lovely friend from noo yawk. She is mad though to be fair. Today she told me that she has been using some meds they use for glaucoma patients on her eyelashes to make them grow. Like I said - mad.

However, since eyelash-gate in August ( I had to let my real ones fall out as they'd been welded to some fake Brixton trash ones what was evidently TAR) mine now resemble stubby toothbrushes. Not LOL at all.

I am tempted to try this magic potion. That makes me mad too, right? Better to be mad than have a rubbish face though, non? They are gonna BANG ME UP if I ask for that shit in Boots...

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